Just got prank called from somebody on the duty phone

I have to submit 3 incident reports and it’s 1 am

I think I might just sleep…

Yep, I most definately am going to sleep.

When the duty phone rings while you’re in the shower

On rounds

My duty partner and I were all casual and doing our normal thing

Until we saw something

Duty Partner: “Is that a diaper?”

Me: “Yep.”

Duty Partner: “Filled with crap?”

Me: “Yep…”

Duty Partner: “….”

Me: “Should I just pick it up?”

Duty Partner: 

Me: “Let’s do this.”

So I picked up the poo filled diaper and, after finishing the rounds, I threw it away.  

Walking across the street in my onesie to a program called Pajama Jam

The perks of being an ra

My program was successful!!!!

I got thirteen of my residents to come with me to another RA’s program last night

It was awesome!

We were like

Going to play kickball against the prostaff of housing
My bosses are going down!

Going to play kickball against the prostaff of housing

My bosses are going down!