February 2011
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
THE DRY CLEANERS SHRUNK MY WHITES!
They messed up my name in the Newspaper
brandyann:
I’m going to kill them.
Brandy is going to kill the editors of her college newspaper, this fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
If Harry Potter had been cast by today's...
omegleshit:
Harry Potter:
Ginny Weasley:
Ronald Weasley:
Hermione Granger:
Dobby:
Thestrals:
Voldemort:
Death Eaters:
Dumbledore:
January 2011
Homework all day while watching Greek
Turned in my RA application
Let’s hope I get it
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
