When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
THE DRY CLEANERS SHRUNK MY WHITES!
They messed up my name in the Newspaper
brandyann: I’m going to kill them. Brandy is going to kill the editors of her college newspaper, this fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
If Harry Potter had been cast by today's...
omegleshit: Harry Potter: Ginny Weasley: Ronald Weasley: Hermione Granger: Dobby: Thestrals: Voldemort: Death Eaters: Dumbledore:
Homework all day while watching Greek
Turned in my RA application
Let’s hope I get it
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like, ‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’ bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.