March 2013
boxofpoptarts:
heyimgrep:
mustardelbow:
drunkpoetssoul:
gilthoniel-o-elbereth:
prettyyvacant:
hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you
here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]
I refuse to apologize for art
February 2013
When it's not Friday yet
whatshouldwecallme:
swim-two-birds:
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
What residents do once it hits quiet hours
ra-lifestyle:
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
wofling:
biclopsdad:
DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER YOUR EXISTENCE AND ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID JUST LIVING YOUR LIFE WOW
this actually hurts me to read this because i know this has never...
the-listening:
misha-bawlins:
isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants come off
except when you don’t wear your underwear
davidsherenow:
It’s Fennekin! Finally got this done! Fire was hard to figure out!
amazzingphil:
dftbyay:
typewriting-potato:
knightofbowties:
What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger.
I WOULD WATCH THAT.
“i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the sherlock feels” weeps the fangirl, crumpled on the floor.
the hipster boy clasps her hand and pulls out his watercolor brush. “i will try to...
adropofred:
adropofred:
god i love in fics when like the text is well-spaced, paragraphs are used wisely and it’s generally nice to read
then BAM SMUT SCENE THE AUTHOR SUDDENLY CAN’T USE PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY’RE TYPING BOWED DOWN AS FAST AS THEY CAN WITH THEIR CATHOLIC GRANDMOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM AND A FOUR-YEAR-OLD PLAYING IN THE BACK ALL OF THIS WHILE THEY’RE IN SCHOOL
let’S...
I’m just done. I hate that my relationship with them has come to this point, but I can’t stand being treated like I’m less than what I am worth.
I really don’t know what I need to do to fix this relationship, but I need to focus on my priorities and that is graduating and MAL.
I won’t be made to feel anything less than what I deserve.
I think they will regret this...
“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there...”
– Frida Kahlo (via larmoyante)
ART HELP:
corporalbutts:
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
smart-assy:
pride:
frickin:
pride:
frickin started following you
hey i frickin love you ;)
a+ worthy word choice
i take pride in the words i type
aren’t you a smart-assy
When I clean my room then show my mom the work of...
sodamnrelatable:
